Someday We Will Go

theburiedlife:

1. The world is trying to keep you stupid. From bank fees to interest rates to miracle diets, people who are not educated are easier to get money from and easier to lead. Educate yourself as much as possible for wealth, independence, and happiness.

2. Do not have faith…

WHEN I WANT TO COME ACROSS AS A POSSIBLE HOOK UP

soscotland:

 WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE: 

                                     

WHAT I REALLY LOOK LIKE: 

                                                   

WHEN IM MAKING A VERY STRONG DRINK FOR MY SOBER FRIEND

soscotland:

                               

WHEN IM DRUNK AND I DON’T CARE THAT NO ONE ELSE IS DANCING

soscotland:

                

WHEN I FIRST SAW THE ELECTRONIC GATES AT THE LIBRARY

soscotland:

                                     

WHEN YOU WALK IN ON PEOPLE GETTING COZY IN THE DRYING ROOM

soscotland:

 AND YOU’RE LIKE:         

                                     

AND THEYRE LIKE:

               

When mom would say she brought you something:

5years old:

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Now:

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That moment when your parents actually say yes
That awesome moment when you walk into a store and they’re playing your favorite song…
When your Mom won’t let you explain.